So here we have the lovely redhead Nikki Rhodes cosplaying as a super-sexy version of Little Red Riding Hood (actually, her outfit looks a lot like the bonus costume you can get for Sheva in Resident Evil 5 - which is just as hot), wandering alone in the forest until she encounters the huge-dicked Big Bad “Wolf” - don’t worry, it’s a sexy dude incarnation, reminiscent of Bigby Wolf from the Fable comic book series - and replaces her planned picnic with some serious fucking and sucking action. Brazzers seems to be a huge fan of cosplay and nerdy-themed porn scenes, and their site Teens Like It Big (where this episode originates from) is no exception to that rule. You should probably check it out!

I’m always excited to post photos of my beloved Sunny Leone (like, I love her so much that even my IRL friends have been known to mention her on my Facebook wall and shit… is that weird?), but this is pretty much the best of the best… because she’s doing Catwoman cosplay! Way to successfully blend my nerd porn obsession and love of hot Indian chicks, internet! I am using lots of exclamation points because this gallery totally rules! And of COURSE she’s got a saucer of milk that she, obviously, feels the need to pour all over her naked body. Because it’s not like this photoshoot needed to be any hotter, right?

This photo shoot & its accompanying video from Asian hardcore/cosplay site Japan Dreams totally makes me think of that one episode from The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya where Haruhi essentially forces the computer club president to grope and grind on Mikuru Asahina… this set is sort of like what might have happened had Kyon not intervened and the president had given in to his lustful urges. For those of you who don’t watch anime, here’s a description with less references: basically, Japanese cutie Kuromi Katase plays a nerdy schoolgirl who stays after school to finish up work for the computer club… and her advisor can’t help but take advantage of their intimate situation and the two end up fucking right on top of the computer desks! You can even see where the keyboards and monitors were swept to the side in their eagerness to get naked & down to business, haha. I’m sure that this plays to many of your private fantasies, because who among us hasn’t wanted to get it on with a nerdy but cute Japanese schoolgirl? Bringing those sort of dreams to life is what Japan Dreams does best!

Another Easter Sunday, another excuse to post sexy bunny girls! And 19-year-old Mexican cutie True Tere happens to be the way I’ve decided to celebrate this year… her round Latina booty looks so damned good in those pink, lacey boyshorts and cute little bunny tail! Plus the matching ears, high heels, and skimpy pink top (which her boobs are sort of falling out of, nice!) just make the whole outfit even better, IMO. If you visit Tere’s personal website, you’ve probably noticed that she almost always does cool Holiday-themed cosplay, but I think that even with all her other costumes, I might like this one the best. I’m just one of those people who happen to have a weakness for bunny girls, okay?

Okay, since like… everyone and their brother is obsessed with that new Roman gladiator show “Spartacus: BLOOD AND SAND” (sorry for the caps, but the subtitle makes me lol uncontrollably) on Starz, here is some on-theme softcore porn starring one of my favorite blonde bombshells! Ember Reigns is no stranger to cosplay - click that link to see a few of her other costumed photo sets - so it’s no surprise that she’s decided to go a bit medieval with skimpy silver armor, a shield, a sword, and some awesome, barbarian-esque boots. I’m not sure exactly how polished her gladiator skills are, but I’m willing to bet that she’d have the upper hand in any battles, regardless - her opponents would be too distracted by them titties and dat ass to put any thought into tactics or defense. And that is why… wait for it… Ember REIGNS!

The way I’m feeling today, it seems like I should write this gallery description in the form of a “FML” type of thing… “Today, I feel like a giant sack of dog poop, so to cheer myself up, I am posting a gallery of one of my favorite Asian import/softcore models, Christine Mendoza, and there is nothing you can do to stop me. FML” …Well, wait. The first part fits, but there’s nothing bad about Filipina hotties dressed up as sexy schoolgirls, so… um, oops. Unless you’re being like, “Christine, please come fuck my life” as some sort of vaguely Engrish innuendo attempt. …Okay, you know what, I just… I just need to stop writing here. This is horrible, and this gallery is gorgeous and deserves better. Just check out the hot pix, visit Christine’s website, and leave me alone to feel sorry for myself that I can’t even write decently today! So, um… bye?

So for the past month, my life has pretty much been dominated by Mass Effect 2 - first I played through as an Engineer-class redhead chick who banged Garrus, and currently I’m a hot black chick with Asian-looking green eyes Infiltrator class who is angling to fuck Thane. So basically, my Commander Shepard has an alien sex fetish, it seems - first a turian, now a drell. So in honor of Rise and Shaolin Shepard’s (named after Rise Kujikawa and Shaolin Fon, because yes, I am horribly nerdy) sexual tastes, here is some hot human-on-alien action, courtesy of Galactic Girls. I picked this set especially for two reasons: One, Evie Dellatossa is a hot-ass (literally, she has a great booty) Latina, and Two: the dude’s alien costume’s headpiece looks kinda like the mask Thane wears when you’re on a planet with a hostile atmosphere/climate. So it just made sense. Anyhow, enjoy, and if you haven’t played ME2 yet, GET ON THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW FOR SERIOUS GAWD.

Man, if all cops looked like Teen Katie and her girlfriend, Kari, then I think that we’d have a bit of a problem - people would be committing crimes left and right just so they could get a chance to be arrested and possibly manhandled by this pair of pretty teen girls! I mean, come on… with bodies like that to distract you, being alone with them in an interrogation room wouldn’t be half bad, huh? Though it would open up the door to an entirely new torture technique: get a guy naked, strap him to a chair, and then make him suffer as he gets impossibly horny while watching these two strip each other down, feed each other doughnuts (did you even know that doughnuts could be erotic?), and lick each other in all the right places… I’m sure that would crack even the hardest of criminals. Luckily for you, you’re just getting a free show - no handcuffs required…

The whole “Catholic schoolgirl gone bad” archetype has been used time and time again in porn, and yet somehow… I’m still not tired of it. So I, for one, am welcoming themed multi-girl website St. Mackenzie’s with arms wide open… it may not be the most original concept in the world, but that doesn’t matter at all when you’ve got the kind of girls that they do! Take, for example, the girl in this particular gallery - the punky, blue-haired British alt babe Teta Maria Stone. Her skirt could not be any shorter and it is definitely not regulation uniform, but with legs that long who could blame her for wanting her to show them off? It seems that St. Mackenzie’s headmistress (who is of course just as naughty as her students) agrees, as our girl still strips all her uniform off when she gets a chance and shows that the rest of her body is unbelievably sexy too!

Check out this ridiculoid hottie. Seriously, there’s so much about this photo set from Sinful Goddesses that I like, it’s hard to figure out exactly where to start, or how to express it all… so I’m going to forgo any attempts at decent writing and just do a straight up list. Here goes: I’m digging the long, wavy, auburn hair - it reminds me both of my beloved Rangiku, as well as fitting in with the whole wild, medieval maiden theme. The dual sword-wielding thing that she’s got going on is also awesome, especially since that’s what my current character in Dragon Age: Origins uses - as well as Leon Magnus, who I hate as a character (he’s kind of a big whiny babby), yet he’s insanely fun to play as in Tales Of The World: Radiant Mythology. The shoulder guard thing reminds me of Rutee Katrea, one of my favorite video game characters ever, and I’m also digging the skimpy chainmail “armor” she’s wearing. Basically, this set plays to like… 400 of my nerdy weaknesses, and if I like it that much, I’m sure that I won’t be the only one… so here. I’m sharing it with you. You’re welcome.