FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, my internet connection has been absolutely rotten tonight. So in the interest of actually getting this gallery up and posted before the connection decides to shit out for good, I’m going to be totally concise with this gallery description. Her name is Lily S. and she models VERY frequently for Only Tease, which also happens to be the source site for this particular Halloween-themed photo set. God, she makes a flawlessly gorgeous witch babe, doesn’t she? Almost looks like an Asian version of Summer Glau in some of the photos, in my opinion. Gah, I’m getting distracted! I’ll stop rambling and just upload it D=

Sooooo much potential for terrible puns with this gallery! Mostly centering around the horns that bootylicious & buxom brunette Viorotica is donning as part of her Halloween costume… though I’m sure a truly talented bad jokester (is that even a term that makes sense?) could figure out a way to involve the pink fishnet and pumpkins, too. I’m not entirely sure what her costume is supposed to be exactly – demon horns, fake blood, fishnet and stockings… well, if she happens to be a Scott Pilgrim fan, maybe she’s being one of Matthew Patel’s demon hipster chicks? Because she’s totally hotter than the girl who actually played that role in the movie. Wait, is there even anything remotely hipster about fishnets? I’m so ~out of touch~ with that whole scene. This is not something that I will regret… unless, of course, hipster chicks actually do look as hot as Violet does! Also, wow, the ADD is strong with this gallery description… reading back over it, it’s sort of stream of consciousness nonsense. Uh, sorry about that. It happens =X

If there’s one thing that BioWare does right – aside from making generally awesome games – it’s developing characters that people feel strongly about. In Dragon Age II, my favorite character wasn’t the wildly popular Fenris (I have an inherent bias against Broody McBrooderson types, though I did come around to liking him in the end) or the controversial but still much-loved Anders… it was a certain sex kitten of a pirate captain. Honestly, I could veer way too far into fangirl territory here and write up a straight essay about all the reasons I love Isabela so much (in short: skillset, party banter, storyline, and pretty much everything summed up here), but suffice to say, she succeeds in being a strong, sexy female character where so many cliched attempts at that role have failed. It might seem sort of strange to say such a thing and then post cosplay porn of her, but I don’t think so. Straight, male gamers, this is the sort of woman you SHOULD be lusting after, in my opinion. So enjoy the hell out of these Cosplay Erotica photos (more at the source, as always), with my blessing – and probably Isabela’s too, I’d imagine!

Well, it looks like Pan Am thoroughly trounced The Playboy Club in the unofficial “Battle of The Fall 2011 Retro Dramas Trying To Be Mad Men“… though to be honest, I didn’t bother watching either. I’m not good at remembering to watch TV unless it’s Top Chef, quite frankly. But hey, the whole Pan Am thing gives me a good excuse to trot out these photos of Asian fetish model Masuimi Max looking all nostalgia-sexy in her sky blue, retro flight attendant cosplay. Also, my gamer tendencies are insisting that I shove a Rhoda Teneiro reference here, even though I know that not many of you will probably get it (though those of you that did, internet brofist plz). Well, whatever… but jeez, Masuimi’s gorgeous, isn’t she? Way hotter than Christina Ricci, in my opinion.

She’s already done some awesome Wonder Woman cosplay, and Carlotta Champagne is back with more DC Universe sexiness! This time around she’s rocking the Harley Quinn look – and I can’t resist the famous pun: is she, perhaps, revving up YOUR Harley? Actually, it’s totally plausible to imagine these photos as some sort of secret stash that she took for her puddin’s eye’s only – so don’t let the Joker catch you looking, or this whole imaginary scenario will really end badly D= Mad Love, indeed.

So, this gallery of Asphyxia Noir – one of the stars of Hustler’s This Ain’t Conan The Barbarian XXX, the latest in their string of parody pornos – makes me think two things. One: Asphyxia, while kiiiiiiiind of a silly name, is totally hot in that disheveled wild woman way a la Bellatrix Lestrange or Dive era Sarah Brightman and Conan is a lucky son of a bitch for getting to bang her; and two: wishing so hard that the Conan in this movie was actually Jason Momoa, cause a girl can dream, okay? Apologies to Arnold, but damn. Jason Momoa + Asphyxia Noir would be facemeltingly hot!

Okay, let me just be a stereotypical catty girl for a minute… Man, Bryci, why you gotta be so perfect? She’s totally giving me an inferiority complex here! A few years ago I considered doing the whole “sexy referee” thing for Halloween with one of my girlfriends (cliche, I know, but said friend was a die hard sports addict and thought it would be cute), but… now I’m sort of glad that I didn’t, cause I would be feeling totally lame next to how blazing hot Bryci is in her referee cosplay =P As if it’s not enough that she has a gorgeous face, she also has great boobs and an overall flawless body… bitch.

The last time that I posted a Cosplay Deviants gallery (which you can see here, if you so desire), I mentioned that I was hoping for one of their models to do some Persona cosplay – and it looks like my wish has been granted! You can see a sample image of some delicious Mitsuru Kirijo (of Persona 3 fame) cosplay in this compilation, alongside many others: Ramona Flowers, Yuna, Sailors Mars and Mercury, Marie Antoinette, Emma Frost, Elektra, Mystique, Jill Valentine, and even a super-hot female version of Deadpool all make appearances here. In other words: hell fucking yeah!

You know, Briana Lee may be an Italian/Chinese mix (and a smoking hot one at that), but IMO she really looks like Armenian bombshell Kourtney Kardashian… I can’t be the only one who sees the resemblance, right? I think Kourtney’s the hottest of the Kardashian sisters anyway, so reminding me of her is a very good thing! This set is lovely, too – some amateur cosplay, sort of… I mean, she’s wearing so little, can it even be called cosplay if there’s hardly any, well, costume? But given that she’s supposed to be Eve, and even has the apple and the snake straight from the Garden of Eden, I say she gets a pass. This is an Eve that could definitely tempt all of our inner Adams into some original sin, that’s for sure~

I’ve been totally grumpy lately due to money problems and a horrible new neighbor (should’ve known it was a bad sign when she decided to do all her heavy moving in at 3AM on a Monday morning) and could use a new form of escapist fantasy funtimes. I totally want Rift, basically, but apparently since I was in the closed beta my account is ineligible for the free trial, and the aforementioned money problems keep me from actually going out and purchasing the game and the necessary subscription, so… instead, I’m going to post a hot chick that looks like she’s stepped straight from the WoW or Rift servers. Her name is Salma, and she hails from Sinful Goddesses, a website that pretty much specializes in gorgeous high fantasy, high sexiness cosplay. If only this magical babe could cast some sort of “craptastic neighbor be gone” spell, she’d be flawless.